Roast Generator
Affectionate roasts for a leaving do or a group chat — teasing, never cruel.
About the Roast Generator
These are the leaving-do kind: about habits a person would happily admit to, never about appearance, background or anything they cannot change. That line is what separates a roast from an insult, and it is the reason a good roast reads as affection.
A roast works because everyone in the room recognises the truth in it. The ninety unread emails and the four hundred open tabs land because they are true and harmless; anything the person is actually sensitive about does not land, it just hurts.
Read the room. The same line is warm from a close friend and cruel from someone who barely knows the person, and no generator can judge that for you.
How it works
Generate a batch of roasts.
Choose one that fits — these are teasing, not cruel.
Copy it for the speech or the group chat.
Frequently asked questions
- What makes a good roast?
- It has to be about something the person would happily admit to — the unread emails, the abandoned hobbies, the four hundred open tabs. Everyone recognising the truth in it is what makes it funny rather than cruel.
- What should a roast never be about?
- Appearance, background, family, or anything the person cannot change or is genuinely sensitive about. Those do not land as jokes; they just hurt, and the room knows immediately.
- Are these suitable for a leaving speech?
- Yes — that is exactly the register. They are about work habits and harmless quirks rather than anything personal, which is what makes them safe to say in front of a whole office.
- How do I make a roast feel affectionate?
- Follow it with something sincere. The structure that works is a tease then a genuine compliment, which makes the joke read as familiarity rather than as an attack.
- Can I roast someone I do not know well?
- Better not to. The same line is warm from a close friend and unkind from a stranger, and the difference is entirely in the relationship rather than in the words.
Privacy
Everything happens locally. Your files are read by your own browser, processed on your device, and never uploaded — closing the tab is all it takes to erase them.
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